Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Socrates and John the Baptist

Socrates and John the Baptist got in a fist fight
breathed fire
swung wildly
pulled beards
shouted and screamed

kicked up a dust storm
that was seen for miles.
St. Peter broke the fight up.
John the Baptist had a bloody nose
Socrates lost an ear
swallowed whole by the locust eater.

After the fight
Socrates heard crickets everywhere he went
quit his philosopher job
went into pest control.

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