Angry Banana Attacks Gorilla

The news
tells a chilling story
of an angry banana
attacking a hardworking
sign-holding gorilla
in Strongville Ohio.

All this
only a couple weeks
after New York
legalized same-sex marriage.

Despite the damage
it would do
to legitimate
Christian witness—
part of me
wished the story included
an interview with a local pastor
with the creativity and idiocy
to make a connection
between the unnatural relations
evidenced by the attack in Ohio
and the New York legislation.