I cut the sleeves off my sweatshirt because it’s awesome
I know you disagree, but you’re wrong
you’re not wrong about many things
but you don’t understand that awesome is better than classy
tonight I’m going to sing that red red wine song loudly
ask the pretty girls if they’d rather date a man with a Hitler-stach or me
you never answered the question when I asked you
but I still think I can convince you to sing with me.