Monkey Prom

The truth is

if I had the choice

between taking

a human with the mind of a monkey

to prom

or a monkey with the mind of a human

I’d choose the former

This isn’t anything against monkeys with human minds

if the question was

which I’d want to do normal hangout stuff with

I’d choose the monkey

but prom is basically just a photo-shoot with dancing

and I’m not sure how the mechanics would work

as far as dancing with a monkey.